Needles in my Cock
Ari: Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
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(Vince doesn’t want to do Aquaman 2, not even for 10 million) Ari: Yes, Allen, yes, listen, you’ve been more than generous. You know actors, crazy comes to the territory. Allen: I understand, Ari, but...
View ArticleYen
Lloyd: Can I vie for the 10 grant priza also, Ari? Ari: Sure, but you’ll get payed in Yen.
View ArticleGet Drama a Job
Ari: People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase’s brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don’t care if it’s a porn shoot in which he is being gang...
View ArticleWork for Lloyd
Ari: Anyone make any progress getting Johnny Chase a job? Lloyd: I got some calls in! Ari: Any agents in the building HAVE ANY CALLS IN? SOMEBODY DO BETTER FUCKING SOMETHING OR TOMORROW YOU WILL BE...
View ArticleFuck Dana
Dana: Ari, look, we’re all very glad that Vince came to his senses. But how did you manage to talk him up for lunch? Ari: It was very simple Dana. I actually told him that he would have to fuck you if...
View ArticleLess Than Jake
Ari: It’s too late for sorries. Vince is out! Jake Gyllenhaal is in! Brokeback motherfucking Aquaman. Take that bitch! Read about it in the papers tomorrow, but pass it along to Vince, or Drama, or...
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